Told you there'd be more coming.
It is a mistake to drink this much water and not always know exactly where the nearest available bathroom is.
It is a mistake to drink this much water and have more people than toilets in your house. Sure, the odds of everyone needing a pit stop at the exact same time are astronomical, but don't you just know that the day you need a bathroom right now will be the day the newest issues of Readers Digest, Consumer Reports, and Southern Living all disappear behind bathroom doors for at least 20 minutes, leaving you hopping from foot to foot and offering cold hard cash to the first person to vacate a john.
Guess you can tell what's happened at my house recently.
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