Hi, my name is Stephanie Mayo, and I love crunchy carbs.
Hi, Stephanie
It's been 54 days since my last Dorito -
(sound of clapping)
And I've been working on the homework assignment about finding more healthy carbs. I've had the best success with pretzels so far. I use them as croutons and with cheese, and that works just great. Sometimes it's harder, like when I tried Pizza Pretzels or Popcorn Pretzels or when I dunked them in my soup or when I crushed up a whole bag and told my husband it was the halftime snack during the Clemson-Carolina game and we should pretend they were Ruffles. He didn't like that.
(sympathetic murmurs)
I used to think crunchy carbs were my friend. They helped me through finals, awkward social situations, PMS, and last season's Survivor. They really weren't my friend, I know that now. I let them take over, and it turned my life upside down, made me do all sorts of crazy things . But I'm not going to let it beat me anymore!!! I'll find a way to control my love of crunchy carbs if it's the last thing I do! Who's with me?!?!
(Clapping, cheering, and foot-stomping)
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