THINGS I LIKE
Opting to go to the DMV and renew my driver's license instead of doing it online, because I get to have a new picture taken. YEAH, BABY!
Having the new batch of clothes I got just a few months ago (when I first lost weight) get baggy. Have to go shopping again. Darn.
Being able to cross my legs without cutting off circulation. Always a plus.
And speaking of plus...how about shopping for non-plus-sized clothes?!?
Throwing away medication that the doctor says I don't need anymore.
Making my husband's eyes fall right out of his head when I walk into a room.
The total bliss I feel five minutes after I finish a workout and which goes for hours. (The first five minutes are usually spent panting, crawling towards my water, and wishing desperately I didn't feel like roadkill. But after that I feel GREAT!)
THINGS I DON'T LIKE
Walking like a cowboy twenty-four hours after doing a lot of leg exercises. Very embarrassing.
T-rex arms that always come right after a lot of arm or shoulder exercises. Also very embarrassing, but would be easier to handle if I only had a grabber-stick. I could really use one of those.
Those annoying voices in my head that urge me to give up, cut myself some slack, not work so hard. As I told one of my trainers recently, "If I'm going to hear voices in my head, they'd better darn well be the right ones."
Having a ponytail long enough to curl right over the top of my head and poke me in the eyes when I do mountain-climbers.
Mountain-climbers.
Needing to scratch something right after I've picked up weights. It always happens.
The deep distrust and suspicion I feel whenever I have to depend on the TRX to hold me up and not pull right out of the wall, dumping me on my butt. I know, I know, I know, it's not going to happen...but I feel certain that somewhere, it has happened to someone. That could be me.
Along the same lines, working with the resistance bands. It's like scraping nails on a blackboard, stretching those things, I cringe every time. I just know one day those things will snap and pop my head right off. Add 2 cups of paranoia and stir well.
I will happily add more as they come to light. Cheers!
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